yourbasic πŸ’„πŸ’‹πŸ‘‘

be positive, you'll get a lot more outta life. god is is my kryptonite 50% hipster, 50% weird. but you're basic #makefetchhappen. ❀️
  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit


Isn’t it so great to be the most beautiful person in the world? not that you would know cause it’s me but can you imagine?

(via versace-empress)